I'm Dying Of Laughter At The 84 Wildly Unfiltered Things People Posted On The Internet This Month

The end of the month is here, which means it's that time when I share some of the funniest viral tweets from Twitter this month! So here are some jokes to give you that much-needed laugh: And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

  1. That "loose" & "lose" be FUCKING Y'ALL ASS UP! — ki ❁ (@kiiialanah) July 18, 2024 Twitter: @kiiialanah

  2. Flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane — rajesh sandcat (@rajeshsandcat) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @rajeshsandcat

  3. THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING TUMS IN THE CLUB — chartreuse wahoo (@chartreusewahoo) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @chartreusewahoo

  4. My little brother has his google docs up on his tv bc he’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just went “well im not writing gay fanfiction” in front of both our parents — t.j. (@eddiespresso) July 19, 2024 Twitter: @eddiespresso

  5. I’m down bad right now 😭 — The Pho Hashira 🌬️🍜🎎 (@Ace_ofHeARTS) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @Ace_ofHeARTS

  6. Oh you’re a gay couple? Which one of you says “I have a headache” and which one of you asks “Did you drink water today?” — SPLICE OF LIFE out now 🎉 (@charles_jensen) July 23, 2024 Twitter: @charles_jensen

  7. You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house — shar (@sharloola) July 24, 2024 Twitter: @sharloola

  8. LA creative directors will be like “shot and styled by me” and it’s just a grainy video of some chick wearing underwear — annika💒 (@femaleweezerfan) July 25, 2024 Twitter: @femaleweezerfan

  9. We used to care so much more about the Olympics. When those pics of Michael Phelps smoking a bong came out my uncle said “this can’t be happening” and went for a drive — carter hambley (@carterhambley) July 26, 2024 Twitter: @carterhambley

  10. She call me apple the way I be in cider — ka 🌟 (@k2ken0) July 26, 2024 Twitter: @k2ken0

  11. [Image] — Mike Bong (@WeirdBongs) July 28, 2024 Twitter: @WeirdBongs

  12. “And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe — Subsistence Content Farmer (@brnzageprolapse) July 28, 2024 Twitter: @brnzageprolapse

  13. Why did no one tell me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga class? Because my dumbass showed up like I’m on an episode of Scandal. — Jessica Marie Garcia (@JessMarieGarcia) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @JessMarieGarcia

  14. If I’m being honest I don’t even know my instagram password — DESIRE (@iadoredezzie) July 28, 2024 Twitter: @iadoredezzie

  15. I hope one day my wikipedia page links to yours — 🝆 (@policefala) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @policefala

  16. In times of stress I always return to a classic [Image] — yifei e/λ (@yifever) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @yifever

  17. I was arguing w this little girl on roblox cause she called me a dumb 12 year old so i told her im 25 why she say “girl go clock in” ok girl now im pissed — 🧚🏼‍♀️ (@bbglyyss) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @bbglyyss

  18. Telling parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life. — mine? (@halalboozee) July 28, 2024 Twitter: @halalboozee

  19. What is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles — melissa lozada-oliva 🍴 (@ellomelissa) July 17, 2024 Twitter: @ellomelissa

  20. Doctor: do you smoke or drink Me: yes Doctor: ok Me: are u mad at me — cory (@coolmathgame_) July 18, 2024 Twitter: @coolmathgame_

  21. Why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day [Image] — mashed potato brains (@nikkibitching) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @nikkibitching

  22. TSA asked me if the durag was religious I said Lowkey — username (@wassupnword) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @wassupnword

  23. Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it doesn’t mean you should challenge it — E★ (@estherkax) July 21, 2024 Twitter: @estherkax

  24. How it feels when you have a hyperfixation/special interest that nobody else in your friend group cares about [Image] — Getlucky (@Getlucky12341) July 20, 2024 Twitter: @Getlucky12341

  25. Kamala right now: [Image] — Ben Yahr (@benyahr) July 21, 2024 Twitter: @benyahr

  26. Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow [Image] — Owen (@miseblock) July 22, 2024 Twitter: @miseblock

  27. I would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages — ava! (@F41rygirl) July 21, 2024 Twitter: @F41rygirl

  28. When the artist says the album name in a random track [Image] — will (@theluckywill) July 23, 2024 Twitter: @theluckywill

  29. Not me [Link] [Image] — Monica Geller (@Courtdulce_) July 25, 2024 Twitter: @Courtdulce_

  30. Asking your manager to explain something for the second time [Image] — clockniss evertea (@ConanGShore) July 25, 2024 Twitter: @ConanGShore

  31. British people when they see a drone: [Image] — Ashera🧊 (@IceAshera) July 25, 2024 Twitter: @IceAshera

  32. (Taking backshots) He’s…. right behind me isn’t he — con (@genghicon) July 26, 2024 Twitter: @genghicon

  33. I Lived It: The Person I’ve Been Talking Shit About Was Really Nice To Me Today — jo (@cowboypraxis) July 26, 2024 Twitter: @cowboypraxis

  34. I bet getting laminated feels good asf for the paper — tim (@deliclit) July 26, 2024 Twitter: @deliclit

  35. When you’re on ssri’s [Image] — elisa! (@eIisun) July 27, 2024 Twitter: @eIisun

  36. Impossible to answer when my parents ask for birthday gift ideas, like sorry mom everything i want right now is either $400 or something you should never know about — Hours (@0600Hours) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @0600Hours

  37. Rewatching the dark knight and im crying at how he ain’t know it was the Joker until he took off the mask 😭😭 [Image] — Pookie (@PookiesParadise) July 27, 2024 Twitter: @PookiesParadise

  38. This is what being in your 20s looks like [Image] — Albert Gil (@LarryAlbertGil) July 28, 2024 Twitter: @LarryAlbertGil

  39. There’s a mirror in my parents’s house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog — J (@yikingtons) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @yikingtons

  40. Homegirl and I thought my vape died but we just got a hit after letting it sit for an hour [Image] — Ash ੯‧̀͡⬮ (@tripnf4ll) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @tripnf4ll

  41. The worst part about losing your best eater is knowing they ain’t lose they appetite 💔💔 — . (@iamdontedinero) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @iamdontedinero

  42. Meetings? Girl, I’m watching the Olympics have some decency. — Brianne Alexander (@briannenicolee) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @briannenicolee

  43. [Image] — . (@BrendanDaGawd) July 29, 2024 Twitter: @BrendanDaGawd

  44. Me when I couldn’t help but wonder [Image] — pauline (@vampireprada) July 13, 2024 Twitter: @vampireprada

  45. Got so high I thought I knew someone named Ian — erin (@ratsnotagain) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @ratsnotagain

  46. Nobody: Clocks at 6:50pm: [Image] — Blu ✯ (@bluemupp) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @bluemupp

  47. [Image] — 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) July 9, 2024 Twitter: @heavensbvnny

  48. Me: I hate this escape room. Mom: Stop calling the family reunion that. — Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

  49. Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. — Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) July 9, 2024 Twitter: @nayele18maybe

  50. [Image] — Knockout Kiwi (@KnockoutKiwi) July 8, 2024 Twitter: @KnockoutKiwi

  51. When you smoke at your parents house and you hear the key turn [Image] — o (@acquaintf8) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @acquaintf8

  52. It’s so funny to want a masters degree. Like relax — charlie (@BUNNlCULA) July 1, 2024 Twitter: @BUNNlCULA

  53. Coworker just told me she didnt like me when i first started… we work from fuckin home and interact on teams [Image] — mikey (@enbyslayer) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @enbyslayer

  54. Taking PTO is great bc you get to come back to work more stressed than before but with a tan — comfy (@ihatethiskid) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @ihatethiskid

  55. Just tried a “sorry this is my first day” to a customer’s question and he was like I saw you here two weeks ago! — shirt dog (@theshirtdog) July 1, 2024 Twitter: @theshirtdog

  56. “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” “Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs?” — Cara (@carawithac13) July 9, 2024 Twitter: @carawithac13

  57. You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you. — Bob Golen (@BobGolen) July 10, 2024 Twitter: @BobGolen

  58. One time a friend of mine was cleaning his hot mess of a room and found a whole rotisserie chicken under his bed. I didn’t answer his calls for 2 days after he told me that. I needed space. — TATIANNA (@TATIANNANOW) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @TATIANNANOW

  59. My AC been on for 16 day’s straight, i hope ConEd take klarna — Jerms (@LordJerms) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @LordJerms

  60. When you’ve finished all the little puzzles on your phone before 8:30 [Image] — Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper (@soneall89) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @soneall89

  61. Cancelled my therapy session to go meet the reason hahaha — alya (@_alialialialia) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @_alialialialia

  62. I hate opening IG n dem loud ass songs behind y’all pictures attack me — KT (@KaylanTamia) July 2, 2024 Twitter: @KaylanTamia

  63. I feel like a single mother of three taking care of myself — Gülce (@exitsenses) July 4, 2024 Twitter: @exitsenses

  64. Me going home after making a fool of myself in the club [Image] — 💫⭐️ (@joannesbitch) July 15, 2024 Twitter: @joannesbitch

  65. "Scariest movie ever" Me after watching said movies [Image] — Kal 🪦 (@thefinalenby) July 11, 2024 Twitter: @thefinalenby

  66. Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced? — Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 1, 2024 Twitter: @Rollinintheseat

  67. Y’all be ordering espresso martinis to be fancy bitch your breath fucken stank! — ℋ (@42mamiiii) July 1, 2024 Twitter: @42mamiiii

  68. Situationships are hell [Image] — 🦋 (@sadgorlzai) July 4, 2024 Twitter: @sadgorlzai

  69. Said you wanted a brat summer and now look at you on antibiotics 😕 — someone left the cake out in the rain (@bjorksunibrow) July 6, 2024 Twitter: @bjorksunibrow

  70. Put on your slutty dress babe, we're going to Chili's — Suugah Boogah (@N_Doemostmuted) July 6, 2024 Twitter: @N_Doemostmuted

  71. **A

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