25 People Who Were Just Trying To Live Their Lives When They Got Roasted So Hilariously Hard
Have you ever just been going about your day when all of a sudden — BOOM! — an epic insult was right in front of your face? Well, I have, and I'm sure you have, too. Thankfully, we're not alone... here are 25 people who got absolutely flattened by unexpected disses:
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Father's Day Fail
This dad was just trying to enjoy Father's Day when his daughter hit him with a handwritten note: "When I grow up, I want to be as funny as you think you are." -
Email Etiquette
An employee was just trying to email their vacationing boss when they received a pointed automatic reply that started with an inappropriate expletive. -
Bumper Sticker Burn
Anyone driving behind this person had to deal with the indignity of a bumper sticker that read: "WARNING: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house." -
Car Sale Snafu
This person was just trying to sell a car when a commenter named Billy chimed in with a simple, "Not surprised," after confirming the car was available. -
Account Setup Shock
An American was just trying to set up an account when they were met with a confusing language selection that left them saying, "WTF?" -
4th of July Cheekiness
Any American who walked past a British guy on the 4th of July had to brush off the cheeky t-shirt that read, "Happy Treason Day Ungrateful Colonials." -
Medical Report Reality
A patient was just trying to get help for a kidney stone when they were slapped with the medical report stating their reproductive organs were "unremarkable." -
Musical Critique
A kid was just trying to learn an instrument when her stepmother vented about her poor skills, hoping the school band would reject her. -
Lemonade Stand Comparison
Any kid who ever ran a lemonade stand must have wondered what they did to Vitamin Water, which humorously compared its product to typical lemonade stands. -
Online Test Fail
This person was just trying to take an online test when the results page bluntly stated, "You Failed! You have made 13 errors." -
Spelling Lesson
Someone was just trying to learn how to spell "soiree" when they were promptly called stupid after searching for "swaray." -
Baseball Insults
Even Yankees' great Aaron Judge got roasted by school-aged Mets fans who brought a script of their insults to the game. -
Author's Insult
This guy was thrilled his brother got his favorite author to sign a book, until he saw the note: "You suck at math." -
Hotel Welcome Message
A traveler's Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted, and they were greeted with a hotel welcome message that read, "Welcome Distressed Virgin." -
Imaginary Friends
This person arrived at their hotel only to find a sign that read, "Imaginary Friends Stay Free," suggesting they had no real friends. -
Nature Walk Roast
A guy was just trying to take a nature walk when someone snapped a photo of his socks and Crocs, captioned, "Three signs you need to re-evaluate your life choices." -
Math Quiz Burn
Anyone majoring in Theoretical Mathematics was just trying to take a quiz when they were roasted by a question comparing their degree to a pizza. -
Tea Disaster
Whoever made this tea probably thought, "You could've just said you didn't like it," after being served the worst cup of tea imaginable. -
Roof Installer's Shame
A roof installer got put on blast with a sign that read, "BEWARE OF DUE TO THEIR SHITTY INSTALLATION." -
Car Dealership Insult
A car dealership had one of their own cars turned into a mobile insult, with a sign reading, "I REGRET BUYING FROM LEXUS OF TULSA." -
Fishy Insult
This poor fish was left wondering, "What did I ever do to science to deserve this treatment?" after being labeled as having the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio. -
Text Exchange Roast
One person walked into a text exchange where they were called a "loser" and questioned why they wouldn't be first in a contest for losers. -
Jeans Diss
This person was not expecting their new jeans to take a swipe at them with a care label that read, "Ask your mother how to wash it." -
Burger King Billboard
A Burger King billboard didn't just flame McDonald's; it flame-broiled them with the message, "Why eat with a clown when you can dine with a king?" -
Animal Study Burn
Lastly, any English person who studied animals in Brazil felt the sting of a humorous jab that left them questioning their life choices.
These moments remind us that life can throw unexpected insults our way, often when we least expect it. Whether it's a family member, a stranger, or even a product, the world is full of hilarious roasts that catch us off guard.